Holiday Eating Tips

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A MOMS Club friend send this as a forward this morning.  I found it so funny I laughed for about 20 minutes.  To the person who wrote this: I love you, I miss you, where have you been all of my life?  You must be my soulmate. HOLIDAY EATING TIPS 1.    Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone ...

Turning 40, a new doctor and a “fun” surprise

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This post brought to you by Poise at Walmart. All opinions are 100% mine. I turned 40 last week.  I did.  I'm not 29 again, not 39 again, I'm 40.  FORTY.  I'm ok with the number.  It's the other stuff that comes WITH the turning forty thing that I'm kind of struggling with.  Like Tuesday, for ...

How to annoy your spouse with Microsoft OneNote #WindowsChampion

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First and foremost, you have to know that I am a Windows Champion for Microsoft this year.  As part of my partnership with them, I got to go to Seattle and learn oh so very much about Microsoft, Windows 8.1, Office365 and OneNote. Of course, being me, I can't just share with you about how ...

Rice Krispies wants to know what’s hard for your kids to digest #HardtoDigest

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What's hard for your kids to digest?  Around here, the things that are hard for my kids to digest, in no particular order: This is a sponsored post, opinions are my own. 1. Film cameras.  Blank stares when we showed them. 2. The concept that no, mommy was not around the week God created the earth. 3. Wearing underpants EVERY ...

#ClubFreshStep Cat Bearding Photo Contest

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This is a sponsored post about the cat bearding photo contest. Opinions are my own. You might have already heard of cat bearding, the fun new trend of taking photos with a cat held up to your face to appear as a beard.  The trend started when a photo of a cat looking like a ...

Do you know what would make for a lot of fun? Chalkboard decals.

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I know, I know. We all have some kind of decals in our house at this point. Why not? So fun, and whatnot. But my friend Danielle did a post about CHALKBOARD DECALS for her girls' room and it got me thinking- and giggling- about how that would fly at my house, in my bedroom. Let's ...

10 reasons why I’m not SuperMom and why I never will be

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10 reasons why I'm not SuperMom and why I never will be 1. I get annoyed with my kids.  If I lived with you, I'd probably get annoyed with you too.  (To be fair, I'm fairly certain I've annoyed them at least twice in their lives...it was a really long time ago and I'm sure they've ...

Have you ever had “one of those days” with your cell phone?

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My friend Julie and I were discussing the funny things we do with our cell phone.  You know, like the time she was talking to her coworker on the phone and sort of maybe rear-ended him in the process?  Things like that. How the time when I was helping my not-really-ready-to-potty-train 2 year old in the ...

5 Things I Never Thought I’d Say

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There are many phrases parents don't expect to utter until they have children....here are a few of my current faves!  Parenting sure is fun sometimes! 1. Please don't cut the cat's hair...your sister's hair... the dog's hair...mommy's hair.... 2. Please don't put stickers on your penis. 3.Please don't feed the cat waffles. 4. Please don't feed the baby the dog's food. 5. ...