How to ensure you will never, ever mow the lawn again.


Or at least not anytime soon.  Step 1: Mow lawn.  You can do a little or a lot.  Be real, though.  I mean, you don't want to make it obvious or anything. Step 2: Clog up the pipe-y, tube-y thingy that tunnels the grass clippings into the bagger um...well, bags.  Step 3: Seek out your spouse, and ...

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