There are many phrases parents don’t expect to utter until they have children….here are a few of my current faves! Parenting sure is fun sometimes!
1. Please don’t cut the cat’s hair…your sister’s hair… the dog’s hair…mommy’s hair….
2. Please don’t put stickers on your penis.
3.Please don’t feed the cat waffles.
4. Please don’t feed the baby the dog’s food.
5. Please don’t lick the lobster tank.
Got any of your own?